
Some people seem to have more stamina than others and are able to lie for hours in the sun - but if you're anything like us here at Lazyshark after 20 minutes on a sun lounger you've applied the suntan lotion, adjusted your position so that you're comfortable - and you're already bored!
So here is a tongue in cheek list of ideas to stop boredom whilst sunbathing:
1. Sleep - A risky strategy, as it may lead to sunburn/dehydration. However it does make the time pass quickly.
2. "People watch" - i.e. check out the hotties around the pool!
3. Draw hilarious comedy shapes on your partners back - using suntan lotion when they're not paying attention.
4. Try to guess the nationalities of your fellow tourists (Speedos = German; Fake tits = Russian...!)
5. Play the "Guess who's going to be sunburnt later" game - most often me, as I'm usually the whitest man around the pool - probably because I hate sunbathing!
6. Negotiate a compromise with the girlfriend - e.g. 1 day sunbathing for her = 1 day white water rafting for you. At least it gives you something to look forward to at the end of the torture!
I'm always on the look-out for more suggestions...
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